ADULT
A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle
BEAUTY PARLOR
A place where women curl up and dye
CHICKENS
The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead
COMMITTEE
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours
DUST
Mud with the juice squeezed out
EGOTIST
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation
HANDKERCHIEF
Cold Storage
INFLATION
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper
MOSQUITO
An insect that makes you like flies better
RAISIN
A grape with a sunburn
SECRET
Something you tell to one person at a time
SKELETON
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off
TOOTHACHE
The pain that drives you to extraction
TOMORROW
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today
YAWN
An honest opinion openly expressed
