Denny Hamlin expecting 1st child with girlfriend

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  1. FenderBumper
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  2. FenderBumper
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    He sure rushed into something, and forgot to rush out.
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  3. mike honcho
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    mike honcho They call me Nighthawk

    Wonder if they will use Fed Ex for the delivery.:D
  4. Thegroundpounder99
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    Thegroundpounder99 Bull in a China Shop

    Gas and go?:D
  5. mike honcho
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    mike honcho They call me Nighthawk

    No that's the other end.Kids don't happen that way.:D
  6. Stewart Fan
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    Stewart Fan Team Owner

    I wonder if she had to sign for his package?
  7. Thegroundpounder99
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    Thegroundpounder99 Bull in a China Shop

    :eek: I was not aware! LOL
  8. Thegroundpounder99
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    Thegroundpounder99 Bull in a China Shop

    Delivery Confirmed!
  9. Matthew2470
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    Matthew2470 Freethinker

    I wonder if the CEO of Chick-fil-a is going to condemn Denny to hell for having sex out of wedlock.:D
  10. Thegroundpounder99
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    Thegroundpounder99 Bull in a China Shop

    He's against marriage;)
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    lol
  12. Greg
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    When Jordan Fish is the gf, it should be impossible to need slychological help. You shouldn't be able to knock the grin off with a crow bar.
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    LOL I knew this would generate some laughs.
  14. FenderBumper
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    She's cute. I thought they had broken up.
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    I want to see the ten lap averages for the rest of the sperm. :D
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    lol they last had sex 2 months before conception. His sperm kept going in circles.
  17. Smoke14
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    Smoke14 Team Owner Contributor

    Two months? This kid might well have the gestational period of an elephant and be named Dumbo. :eek:
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  18. Stewart Fan
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    He catch her using UPS?
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    Seeing how Jordan Fish sounds like it belongs on the menu at Denny's restaurant Butter, naming the kid could be fun.
  20. FenderBumper
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    I think she was a chearleader for the Wildcats.
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    FemEx.
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  22. Smoke14
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    Smoke14 Team Owner Contributor

    Orifice Depot.
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  23. Greg
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    Denny get on the internets and read me:

    You dont have to worry about rushing, just marry the girl. You have a woman that has been a cheerleader, and did some dancing stuff that is hot but not sleazy.

    fish.jpg one hot mama.jpg
    God aint gonna give a greater sign, cause the two mentioned above should be enough.

    pictures of the hot mama included
  24. Thegroundpounder99
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    Thegroundpounder99 Bull in a China Shop

    Good for Denny, I wouldn't rush it either:rolleyes:
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  25. Greg
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    I did too, and I am dissapointed with Denny cause I have not seen her much during the pre race shows. They are supposed to have them strutting around pre race, Nascar should fine him.
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  26. Matthew2470
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    Oh man... that girl is all kinds of hot. This will be good for Denny.
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  27. Johali
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    ER, UH, Bubble butt supreme. Ahem- spit- cough- snarl. :cheers:
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    A fine sample of gluteus erectus.
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  29. StewartHaas-Gibbs Racing
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    JUST SIGN A PRENUP DENNY! MAKE HER SIGN IT OR SHE WILL TAKE HALF!
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    Maybe that's what's holding things up.
  31. StewartHaas-Gibbs Racing
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    Very smart man then if it's true. And no bull**** 10 years and the prenup dissolves clause either. Make that contract iron clad!
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  32. Ditzmeister
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    Ditzmeister Redneck Gal

    Congrats to Denny and his Girlfriend.
  33. AndyMarquisLive
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    Those are two very good reasons :D
  34. BobbyFord
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    I'm kind of disappointed in Denny. It shows poor character. If I were the lady's dad Denny would have a problem. Step up, Denny and do the right thing; marry the girl. Or is she just a romp?
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  35. Ditzmeister
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    Ditzmeister Redneck Gal

    He should marry her.
  36. BobbyFord
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    He's a b!tch if he doesn't.
  37. Thegroundpounder99
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    Thegroundpounder99 Bull in a China Shop

    We already know he's b1tch;)
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  38. Matthew2470
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    Says who?
  39. Matthew2470
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    Matthew2470 Freethinker

    Why is that? Who are we to judge?
  40. BobbyFord
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    Where's your etiquette and morals, son?
    You knock my daughter up and don't put a ring on her finger then the ICU is your next stop. Count on that.

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