If you could have any company sponsor any driver.....?

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Who would the sponsor and driver be?

Serious: Angry Orchard and Bubba Wallace. Favorite beer, favorite driver.
 
Martin Truex and Starkist as he makes my favorite state of NJ proud. Why didn't Seawatch come to Furniture row?
 
Perrier - Romain Grosjean (or even better as a Jean Girard look-alike... Simon Pagenaud).

jean-girard.jpg
 
Victorias Secret sponsoring Danica.
Plus any other lingerie, bikini etc manufacturers sponsoring nascar in almost form


Nascar needs victory lane celebrations that would piss off the Jerry Falwells of this world, and the Taliban.
 
Victorias Secret sponsoring Danica.
Plus any other lingerie, bikini etc manufacturers sponsoring nascar in almost form


Nascar needs victory lane celebrations that would piss off the Jerry Falwells of this world, and the Taliban.


That would be awesome. You could add Nair.
 
Something in the support hose category seems appropriate given the size of the largest portion of the demographic.

And that stuff that keeps dentures in place.
 
Greg Biffle: Whiffle Ball
Derrike Cope: Copenhagen
Buckshot Jones: Remington
Lake Speed: Evinrude
 
Jimmie Johnson and Extenze
 
There appears to be an over-riding preoccupation with products focused on the genital area. :flushed:
 
Greg Biffle: Whiffle Ball
Derrike Cope: Copenhagen
Buckshot Jones: Remington
Lake Speed: Evinrude

Man, we suffer from a lack of cool names today. Buckshot Jones. Dick Trickle. CooCoo Marlin. Tiny Lund. Where are those names nowadays?
 
Do you have a son named Buckshot ... Coo Coo ... Tiny?
 
Brad Keselowski - GUM Toothbrushes
Austin Dillon - Toy Story 4
Kasey Kahne - Playtex Bras
Tony Stewart - Lane Bryant
Clint Bowyer - Cortizone Anti-Itch Cream
Chase Elliott - Playskool
Kurt Busch - Assassin's Creed
Jimmie Johnson - Champion Spark Plugs
 
Brad Keselowski - GUM Toothbrushes
Austin Dillon - Toy Story 4
Kasey Kahne - Playtex Bras
Tony Stewart - Lane Bryant
Clint Bowyer - Cortizone Anti-Itch Cream
Chase Elliott - Playskool
Kurt Busch - Assassin's Creed
Jimmie Johnson - Champion Spark Plugs
I could see it :D
 
Toss up, Summers eve because boosh is a douche or Trojan because he's a little plick..

Wait, I got it! Preparation H because he's a hemorrhoid!
 
Blaney Lumber and Carpenter's Towing on the side of the #10 SHR Chevy of Ryan Blaney!
 
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