Kids....

Racer1930

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Little Jimmy (7) and little Timmy (5) awaken to a new morning.

Jimmy says: "I think it's time we start cussing like Dad"

Timmy: (enthusiastically)..."Yes"

Jimmy: "Okay, when we go down to breakfast I'll cuss first and then you cuss...what can Mom do?"

Timmy: (giggling) "let's do it"

Mom: "What do you want for breakfast Jimmy?"

Jimmy: "Well **** Mom...I think I'll have Frosted Flakes"

WHAP !! ...Jimmy goes across the kitchen, falls down, and runs up to his room crying.

Mom: (with a stern look) "Well what do YOU want for breakfast Timmy?"

Timmy: (blubbering) "Well I don't know Mom...but it sure as hell wont be Frosted Flakes"

WHAP !!!!!!!!!!!!!

(this is how decent behavior is taught)
 
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