Top Ten Reasons Why Drivers Think Racing In Hurricane Isabell Would Rock
10. Hey, Not everyone can say their car is faster than a hurricane.
9. Finally something that blows more hot air than Kurt Busch!
8. Terry Labonte and Ricky Rudd have been on such a hot streak lately,
they don’t want to risk taking the weekend off.
7. Brings a whole new meaning to the term.. aeropush.
6. Why bother with that tiresome old gas pedal. Just toss the car in
neutral, let the wind blow, and steer.
5. They all have bets on what is faster, the speed of the wind when
Hurricane Isabell hits or Kenny Wallace talking while he’s jacked up on
Stacker 2 and YJ Stinger.
4. The 29 team wants to see NASCAR try to fine Mother Nature for
stepping on the 21 car.
3. Jeff Green is signed to race with Petty in the 43 car. He doesn’t
want to give them time to change their minds.
2. Some drivers are hoping for something to validate that other drivers
really do have toupees. As high wind gusts blow, they’ll be walking
behind them waiting for it to fly off.
1. Guaranteed cautions for “Debris on the track”. :lol:
10. Hey, Not everyone can say their car is faster than a hurricane.
9. Finally something that blows more hot air than Kurt Busch!
8. Terry Labonte and Ricky Rudd have been on such a hot streak lately,
they don’t want to risk taking the weekend off.
7. Brings a whole new meaning to the term.. aeropush.
6. Why bother with that tiresome old gas pedal. Just toss the car in
neutral, let the wind blow, and steer.
5. They all have bets on what is faster, the speed of the wind when
Hurricane Isabell hits or Kenny Wallace talking while he’s jacked up on
Stacker 2 and YJ Stinger.
4. The 29 team wants to see NASCAR try to fine Mother Nature for
stepping on the 21 car.
3. Jeff Green is signed to race with Petty in the 43 car. He doesn’t
want to give them time to change their minds.
2. Some drivers are hoping for something to validate that other drivers
really do have toupees. As high wind gusts blow, they’ll be walking
behind them waiting for it to fly off.
1. Guaranteed cautions for “Debris on the track”. :lol:
