Should we do a wedding planner thread for Ditzmeister?

[Greg]

Should we do a wedding planner thread for Ditzmeister?




I am thinking waffle house for the wedding location. The most interesting weddings I have read about on the Internets happened at the waffle house.


Do others have any suggestions? for wedding? bachelorette party? even bachelor party suggestions for the groom etc...

 

[Greg]

Word on the street is that Johali would be willing to entertain at the bachelorette party for free.

 

[Ditzmeister]

Haha, this is very funny.

 

[VaDirt]

For the guest list, the invitations should, of course, ask "mac-n-cheese of mashed potatoes."

 

[Greg]

One of the wedding songs

Love theme from Deliverance

 

[FenderBumper]

It's always good to have a wedding day check list so you don't forget anything.

1) Memorize fiance's name.
2) Practice sticking out the correct finger to avoid embarassing ring moment.
3) Clean fuzzy navel for good honeymoon appearance.
4) Send Johali home.
5) Set DVR to record Daytona night race.
6) Send Johali home.
7) Burn little pink book.
8) Call police to have Johali removed for the premises.

Best wishes to you and your hubby, ditzmeister.

 

[Greg]

A real wedding tragedy Many errors can be noted and avoided

 

[kkfan91]

My fiance asked my opinion on money saving ideas...paper plates were not accepted.

 

[Greg]

^ not comparing to Ditzmeister, link just to good to pass.

 

[FenderBumper]

Wow Greg, that's one ugly wedding story.

 

[Greg]

Wow Greg, that's one ugly wedding story.

That's hardcore, redneck gone wrong.

 

[Thegroundpounder99]

Word on the street is that Johali would be willing to entertain at the bachelorette party for free.

I don't think "misplacing" the groom is the entertainment they're going for

 

[mike honcho]

I don't think "misplacing" the groom is the entertainment they're going for

Ahhh he's safe.She will be married by the time he comes out of that hypnotic trance from looking at that pic from the baseball game.

 

[BobbyFord]

West coast, that is unless you don't mind getting rained on...

 

[Greg]

picking a wedding dress for a racing forums redneck girl

 

[Greg]

heels

The Kelly Pickler red heels you posted a few days ago was good too.

 

[BobbyFord]

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Wow, I'll take the brunette, no matter what she's wearin'

 

[Greg]

Wow, I'll take the brunette, no matter what she's wearin'

Agreed in this case, the traditional white looks so tasteful.

 

[Ditzmeister]

Bachelorette Party

 

[Greg]

Bachelorette Party

Very nice, and I noticed that Johali hasnt posted the last few days. Seems like evidence of a male stripper to me.

 

[Ditzmeister]

Johali a male stripper. Haha, now that is very funny.

 

[Johali]

It's always good to have a wedding day check list so you don't forget anything.

1) Memorize fiance's name.
2) Practice sticking out the correct finger to avoid embarassing ring moment.
3) Clean fuzzy navel for good honeymoon appearance.
4) Send Johali home.
5) Set DVR to record Daytona night race.
6) Send Johali home.
7) Burn little pink book.
8) Call police to have Johali removed for the premises.

Best wishes to you and your hubby, ditzmeister.

What the hell is this, beat on me day on the forum. Thats ok Ive got thick skin.

 

[FenderBumper]

What the hell is this, beat on me day on the forum. Thats ok Ive got thick skin.

I sure hope you took that as a friendly jab, johali. If not, you have my apologies.

 

[Johali]

I sure hope you took that as a friendly jab, johali. If not, you have my apologies.

With you DP Ditz and most of the posters I take "ALL" of this stuff as good fun and enjoy it, so post on McDuff.

 

[Johali]

Johali a male stripper. Haha, now that is very funny.

I resent that, my wife says as long as I dont have to dance or take off my clothes I would do fine.

 

[Johali]

Very nice, and I noticed that Johali hasnt posted the last few days. Seems like evidence of a male stripper to me.

Nice of you to notice, left Tuesday to look at an rv in La., stopped at a casino on the way back Tues. night in Ms, lost half a shirt, got back in about 8 last night.

 

[Ditzmeister]

Last day of my honeymoon. I am heading down to the pool for some relaxation before heading to the airport to fly back home to Maryland.

 

[Ditzmeister]

I am off to the airport. I am coming home.

 

[Johali]

Last day of my honeymoon. I am heading down to the pool for some relaxation before heading to the airport to fly back home to Maryland.

Post a picture by the pool, POST A PICTURE BY THE POOL- PLEASE.

 

[Thegroundpounder99]

Post a picture by the pool, POST A PICTURE BY THE POOL- PLEASE.

She's married now Down Johali! Down!

 

[Johali]

She's married now Down Johali! Down!

Hey I'm the only one who asked for pictures before and it worked.

 

[Ditzmeister]

Haha, I will see if there is a good one at the pool.

 

[Greg]

Haha, I will see if there is a good one at the pool.

I like too but I am just happy for Johali. As for myself I am just here for the racing, honestly truly I only think about racing, honestly.


I am thinking a posted pool picture would mean a lot for Johali.

 

[Ditzmeister]

Getting my hair done on Wedding Day morning

It was a Hot day. This made it hotter.

Dancing with my Daddy

Having fun at the reception

 

[Ditzmeister]

And for Johali....................

 

[Johali]

And for Johali....................

WHOOOOOOOOO SHEEEEEEET
DUMPED MY COFFEE ALL OVER THE DAMN KEY BOARD, HOLY SHEEPSHEET BATMAN.

 

[Johali]

Damn ditz that is a bevy of beauties around you at the reception also.

 

[Ditzmeister]

Damn ditz that is a bevy of beauties around you at the reception also.

They are some family and friends. All great people.

 

[Johali]

Glad you are back and happy darlin.

 

[Ditzmeister]