Top 10 Things That Could Stop Matt Kenseth

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10. The #17 signs a late season sponsorship deal with the Detroit Tigers

9. Kenseth gets bitten by Mongo in a sensitive area, sits out 5 weeks. Mongo has misunderstood Jimmy's instructions on the Roush driver to go after

8. Harvick hires Tonya Harding's buddies to do a little "baton" work on Kenseth's knees

7. Kenseth forgets the second part of go fast, turn left

6. Kenseth attends the Mark Martin seminar "How To Win NASCAR Championships"

5. The 6 remaining races are moved to Talladega

4. All pf the #14 cars are repainted as the #17 and secretly slipped into Roush Racing

3. Matt misses the start aty Martinsville when he falls asleep listening to Jack Roush's "Plane Crash Story" yet again

2. The team takes a weekend off, thinking the fall race at Rockingham was already dropped from the schedule

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Originally posted by TonyB@Oct 7 2003, 03:34 PM
8. Harvick hires Tonya Harding's buddies to do a little "baton" work on Kenseth's knees
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Oh, Kevin would never do that.... yet.
 
Originally posted by Happy29+Oct 7 2003, 08:52 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Happy29 @ Oct 7 2003, 08:52 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--TonyB@Oct 7 2003, 03:34 PM
8. Harvick hires Tonya Harding's buddies to do a little "baton" work on Kenseth's knees
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Oh, Kevin would never do that.... yet. [/b][/quote]
Good point...he'd probably do his own 'dirty' work! :lol:
 
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