Recent content by WhiningSmoke

Typical unforced error by the B+ driver

Forgive me for my absence everybody, as I’ve just been released from prison on bail for committing marriage fraud. But to be fair, I was under the impression that fraud was legal. In November, live on NBC, I witnessed Ryan Blaney win a Cup Title. Dude was tied for 3rd most wins, had the 5th...

I woke up next to a 37 year old travel nurse today. While she brought me macaroni and cheese in bed, I couldn’t help but inform her that Tyler Reddick committed a massive amount of fraudulent activities to advance to the Round of 8. She asked me who Reddick was, before moving onto how dumb her...

2 Sweet, I apologize for disappointing you, my friend. Tonight, upon arriving home from my job, I pick up the bottle for you. ONLY then will I realize how I really feel about the current state of NASCAR this week.

I have LITERALLY been here longer than Revman how do I PROVE I am not a burner?

Whatever conversation Rick Hendrick had with Ross Chastain has ruined his career and has ruined the entertainment value of NASCAR. I was thinking to myself how boring these playoffs are. We have no drama, no controversy and no feuds. Then I realized: Ross Chastain has been racing everybody clean...

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Kyle Busch is gonna punt the 54 I feel it in my bones

Fraudulent pit strategy to win the first stage is gonna cost Reddick a playoff spot. Texas all over again!

Reddick ain’t gonna win this race, I promise you that.

There’s no doubt in my mind that if he’d won, Stevie Wonder himself would’ve performed the post-race inspection on the 4.

Only driver that backs into wins almost as much is Austin Dillon. But since nobody is claiming Dillon is a top-tier Cup driver, Blaney has earned the nickname “The Fraud” from me at least! Looking forward to seeing him be eliminated in the Round of 8 after finishing 26th at Homestead due to an...

I promise you Bobby, I am one of a kind! Since 2013 when I was a mere 15 years old, I have been posting on these forums. A veteran of racing-forums.com I have become. Look through my post history, you’ll laugh a lot and see it to be true!

I’m going to make a separate post about that whiny bum Corey LaJoie, don’t you worry.

I joined this forum July 7th, 2013. I am my own man Bobby!