Whizzer
Gig'em
1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written
an impressive new book:
It's called ......... 'Ministers Do More Than Lay People’
2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink
and be Mary.
3. The difference between the Pope and
Your boss: The Pope only expects you
to kiss his ring.
4. My mind works like lightning: One brilliant
flash and it is gone.
5. The only time the world beats a path to
your door: If you're in the bathroom.
6. I hate sex in the movies: Tried it once.
The seat folded up, the drink spilled and
that ice, well, it really chilled the mood.
7. It used to be only death and taxes:
Now, of course, there's
shipping and handling, too.
8. A husband is someone who after taking
the trash out: Gives the impression that
he just cleaned the whole house.
9 My next house will have no kitchen: Just
vending machines and a large trash can.
10. A blonde said, 'I was worried that my
mechanic might try to rip me off:
I was relieved when he told me all
I needed was turn signal fluid.’
11. Definition of a teenager:
God's punishment...for enjoying sex.
12. As you slide down the banister of life: May
the splinters never point the wrong way.
1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written
an impressive new book: It's called .........
'Ministers Do More Than Lay People’
2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink
and be Mary.
3. The difference between the Pope and
Your boss: The Pope only expects you
to kiss his ring.
4. My mind works like lightning: One brilliant
flash and it is gone.
5. The only time the world beats a path to
your door: If you're in the bathroom.
6. I hate sex in the movies: Tried it once.
The seat folded up, the drink spilled and
that ice, well, it really chilled the mood.
7. It used to be only death and taxes:
Now, of course, there's
shipping and handling, too.
8. A husband is someone who after taking
the trash out: Gives the impression that
he just cleaned the whole house.
9 My next house will have no kitchen: Just
vending machines and a large trash can.
10. A blonde said, 'I was worried that my
mechanic might try to rip me off:
I was relieved when he told me all
I needed was turn signal fluid.’
11. Definition of a teenager:
God's punishment...for enjoying sex.
12. As you slide down the banister of life: May
the splinters never point the wrong way.
an impressive new book:
It's called ......... 'Ministers Do More Than Lay People’
2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink
and be Mary.
3. The difference between the Pope and
Your boss: The Pope only expects you
to kiss his ring.
4. My mind works like lightning: One brilliant
flash and it is gone.
5. The only time the world beats a path to
your door: If you're in the bathroom.
6. I hate sex in the movies: Tried it once.
The seat folded up, the drink spilled and
that ice, well, it really chilled the mood.
7. It used to be only death and taxes:
Now, of course, there's
shipping and handling, too.
8. A husband is someone who after taking
the trash out: Gives the impression that
he just cleaned the whole house.
9 My next house will have no kitchen: Just
vending machines and a large trash can.
10. A blonde said, 'I was worried that my
mechanic might try to rip me off:
I was relieved when he told me all
I needed was turn signal fluid.’
11. Definition of a teenager:
God's punishment...for enjoying sex.
12. As you slide down the banister of life: May
the splinters never point the wrong way.
1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written
an impressive new book: It's called .........
'Ministers Do More Than Lay People’
2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink
and be Mary.
3. The difference between the Pope and
Your boss: The Pope only expects you
to kiss his ring.
4. My mind works like lightning: One brilliant
flash and it is gone.
5. The only time the world beats a path to
your door: If you're in the bathroom.
6. I hate sex in the movies: Tried it once.
The seat folded up, the drink spilled and
that ice, well, it really chilled the mood.
7. It used to be only death and taxes:
Now, of course, there's
shipping and handling, too.
8. A husband is someone who after taking
the trash out: Gives the impression that
he just cleaned the whole house.
9 My next house will have no kitchen: Just
vending machines and a large trash can.
10. A blonde said, 'I was worried that my
mechanic might try to rip me off:
I was relieved when he told me all
I needed was turn signal fluid.’
11. Definition of a teenager:
God's punishment...for enjoying sex.
12. As you slide down the banister of life: May
the splinters never point the wrong way.