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At a ****tail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
The other lady replied, "Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."
A woman inserted an ad in the classifieds: "Husband wanted."
By the next day she had received 100 replies all saying the same thing, "You can have mine."
A little boy asked his father how much it cost to get married. The father replied, "I don't really know, son. I'm still paying."
Then there was the guy who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married and by then it was too late."
Just think, if it were not for marriage we would go through life thinking we had no faults at all.
Two chaps were talking when one said, "My wife's an angel."
The other guy said, " You're lucky! Mine's stilll living."
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
A boy asked his father, "Dad, is it true in some countries a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"
The father said, "That happens in every country, son."
The other lady replied, "Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."
A woman inserted an ad in the classifieds: "Husband wanted."
By the next day she had received 100 replies all saying the same thing, "You can have mine."
A little boy asked his father how much it cost to get married. The father replied, "I don't really know, son. I'm still paying."
Then there was the guy who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married and by then it was too late."
Just think, if it were not for marriage we would go through life thinking we had no faults at all.
Two chaps were talking when one said, "My wife's an angel."
The other guy said, " You're lucky! Mine's stilll living."
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
A boy asked his father, "Dad, is it true in some countries a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"
The father said, "That happens in every country, son."