Cup RACE thread --- Texas

[Charlie Spencer]

This sucks.

Like a 20-amp Hoover.

 

[DanicaFreak]

not a fan of no real passing after a few laps on the restart

 

[Dr_B_UNC]

Brad is having a season from hell, and the lesbian soccer mom depiction of him from Fox isn’t doing him any favors.

Consumer Cellular ads aren’t helping

 

[Jorge De Guzman]

KDB’s paint scheme this week is beautiful

 

[Brentford]

Also…I was joking about the top 29 having issues. I didn’t actually expect it to happen, but Byron might get himself a top 10 before this is over.

 

[Dr_B_UNC]

KDB’s paint scheme this week is beautiful

Hey, at least there’s that so…

 

[Charlie Spencer]

NASCAR is like basketball. The last 50 laps take forever.

But in basketball it's done on purpose.

 

[Dr_B_UNC]

But in basketball it's done on purpose.

Are you implying this isn’t?

 

[Get That 88 Up There !!]

This is worst then any of JR’s bad seasons

 

[2 Sweet]

 

[BobbyFord]

This’ll be a good view of Larson driving around those two clowns

 

[Brentford]

This is ridiculous.

 

[Efisher131]

This has turned into a bunch of clowns going in circles

 

[2 Sweet]

He saved it. So why throw the yellow? Oh that's right, because NASCAR officiating is incompetent

 

[antman12]

Whats up Biz.

 

[Dr_B_UNC]

This is worst then any of JR’s bad seasons
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As an Elliott fan, I’m starting to see myself here. We’re only here to buy merch too. Not win.

 

[antman12]

He saved it. So why throw the yellow? Oh that's right, because NASCAR officiating is incompetent

Meanwhile last week a car got spun completely around yet no caution.

 

[Dr_B_UNC]

Whats up Biz.

This is the way.

 

[Efisher131]

No Tyler, the 45 turned you

 

[DanicaFreak]

45 paint job….like!

 

[Dr_B_UNC]

No Tyler, the 45 turned you

Ummm….

 

[Charlie Spencer]

I'm sorry but that #45 is butt ugly. If my dog looked like that, I'd shave her rump and teach her to walk backwards.

It's a mess of undecipherable gray smears.

 

[Efisher131]

Ummm….

He wrecked himself. Whoosh

 

[BobbyFord]

Just need Joey to wreck the 12 now

 

[FLRacingFan]

Logano is a lock to win any race that finishes with umpteen different cautions.

 

[Charlie Spencer]

C'mon McDowell!

 

[BobbyFord]

Did Larson drop a cylinder?

 

[Dr_B_UNC]

He wrecked himself. Whoosh

My bad. Herp derp

 

[Dr_B_UNC]

I has teh dumb. Elliott fan and all.

 

[BobbyFord]

McDowell is a sitting duck

 

[Dr_B_UNC]

Come on McDowell.

 

[BobbyFord]

I has teh dumb. Elliott fan and all.

Ann dat schpellchek

 

[Dr_B_UNC]

Crap

 

[FLRacingFan]

What a ridiculous block. No matter, huge run for Joey by taking the top through 1 and 2.

 

[BobbyFord]

Schit that was a hard hit

 

[wi_racefan]

#71 was really good.....until he wasn't

 

[Efisher131]

I am so sad for McDowell

 

[Charlie Spencer]

Logano is a lock to win any race that finishes with umpteen different cautions.

Welp...

 

[Jorge De Guzman]

That’s a real life example of running out of talent by the 71

 

[DanicaFreak]

Hard hit..,