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I'm told that the reason there are fewer death notices made public now-a-days is that thieves are using those notices to burglarize the homes of the relatives of the deceased during funeral services, knowing that no one is likely to be home. A special place in hell certainly awaits the s.o.b.'s.

A statement by NASCAR, to be released this afternoon, was unwittingly leaked to a discriminating race fan !!! "Due to massive disagreement by all involved as to how a Season Championship should be determined, the practice of officially crowning a Champion will be discontinued. Henceforth, no...

Was going to use a phone booth as a trophy case but found that it wasn't big enough . . .

First three-time winner of the Indianapolis 500, Louis Meyer . . .

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Apparently no thought was given to the guys in the pit crew that change tires . . .

I was 30 seconds into explaining it to a friend when he cut me off, saying "Never mind, it's not that important."