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    Best Salesman

    Best at what he does.
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    Scottish humor (?)

    A Scotsman walks into the library in Glasgow and says to the prim librarian, "excuse me Missy. Do ye hiv ony books on suicide?" The librarian looks over her dark, wide rimmed glasses and replied, "Fook off, Laddie. Ye'll no bring it back!"
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    A couple of funnies ...........

    What did the leper say to the prosititute? You can keep the tip. ******************************************************* Did you hear about the leper hockey game? There was a face off in the corner. @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ Jim Bakker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new...
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    Zebra Cobra escapes home in Raleigh
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    Prissy Librarian

    A bloke walks into a Glasgow library and says to the prim librarian, "Excuse me Missie, dey ye hiv ony books on suicide?" To which she stops doing her tasks,looks at him over the top of her glasses,and says, "Fook off, ye'll no bring it back!"
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    Automatic renewal with credit card

    How many have had a situation whereby you signed on with a program and voluntarily checked it was okay for that company to make automatic withdrawals against the credit card? Several years ago I signed on with a company offering a music, talk show, news and information service and had them paid...
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    Children Mailed by USPS (no joke)

    Came across this interesting article this afternoon and was totally blindsided so checked it out for validity and by darn, it is true!! People actually did mail children in the early 1900's.
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    The Beauty of Flowers

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    Job Applicant

    A guy walks into major corporation seeking work. Interviewer: Well young man, in reading over your resume' I noticed a four year space with nothing showing. Would you mind telling me what you were doing during this time period. Applicant: I was at Yale. Interviewer: WOW! That's pretty darned...
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    Canine Jeopardy

    Rush to solve for one box of Kibbles, please.
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    The Assassin

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    Canada, oh, Canada ....................

    I think this might have been posted here before but it is still funny. This one's for Auntie Dive!! Go to bottom of page!!
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    Hunter and the bear

    A hunter goes into the woods, spots bear and shoots it. The hunter walks over to where he thought the bear fell but couldn't find him The hunter feels a tap on his shoulder and turns to find himself facing the bear. The bear says, "well, well, well. What am I going to do with you? I guess since...
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    Just for Esses and Gees

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    Ms. Beatrice

    Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea. As he sat...
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    A Sad Story and a Sign of the Times

    A conscientious woman being sick and tired of the world; the China virus, Brexit, Greta Thunberg, Trump’s scams and lies, a constant stream of useless conspiracy theories and anti-American militia plans to kidnap political figures, BLM apologists white supremacists and the rest of the disturbing...
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    PUNS Love'em or leave's

    WHO DREAMS THESE UP?.............A lexophile of course! • Venison for dinner again? Oh deer! • How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it. • England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool. • I tried to catch some fog, but I mist. • They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Typo. • I...
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    Anyone know how to ............. or why?

    If I type a reply or comment but do not send it for whatever reason, why does it stay in the reply box even after being deleted numerous times. I find this annoying and sometimes end up rethinking what was typed and try to delete it only to find it there a week later. ???????? :idunno...
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