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  1. Gato_Solo

    Stupid joke...

    What do you call a dog with no legs??? Doesn't matter. He won't come when you call him...
  2. Gato_Solo

    For all of you Libs...

    I bought a new Chevy Avalanche And returned to the dealer yesterday Because I couldn't get the radio to work. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. ' Nelson ,' the salesman said to the radio. The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie ?' ' Willie !' he continued and 'On...
  3. Gato_Solo

    Grilling/BBQ season...

    is nigh. I've been on the lookout for pecan wood for a bit, and am in the process of doing a complete re-cleaning of the offset smoker I have. I can taste those delicately pecan-smoke enhanced ribs now...anybody else?
  4. Gato_Solo

    Not Prof safe...

    Something has finally come around to give the Ghost Chili a run for the money...
  5. Gato_Solo

    Tommy Atkins???

    Just something I think of from time to time...
  6. Gato_Solo

    Watermusic...

    Pardon the pun...
  7. Gato_Solo

    If it walks like a duck, talks like a duck

    and gropes like a duck, then it must be a ridiculous lawsuit...
  8. Gato_Solo

    Total Recall...

    Well...maybe not total...
  9. Gato_Solo

    Ruining Christmas...

    Talk about grinches...:D
  10. Gato_Solo

    Shopping experience...

    A new Supermarket opened in my neighborhood a few months ago. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it turns on you hear the distant sound of thunder and the smell of fresh rain. When you pass the milk cases you hear cows mooing and you experience the scent...
  11. Gato_Solo

    The definition...

    of IRONY...
  12. Gato_Solo

    Duke Nukem...

    forever. No longer a joke about waiting forever for the release...:growl:
  13. Gato_Solo

    Duke Nukem...

    FOREVER...and, like the teaser used to say...it took forever to get here.
  14. Gato_Solo

    Moonshine...

    going legit? I'm sure Junior Johnson is not going to let this one go...:growl:
  15. Gato_Solo

    GEICO commercials...

    I don't know why, but I thought this one was particularly funny...:D
  16. Gato_Solo

    Life's been real hard...

    Since the empire fell...
  17. Gato_Solo

    This is almost funny...

    almost. The end results just don't quite go the distance for humor. :eek:
  18. Gato_Solo

    Good night, sleep tight...

    don't let the bedbugs bite. Looks like these pests are making a comeback...:eek:
  19. Gato_Solo

    Bearly legal...

    No. It IS spelled correctly for this thread. :growl:
  20. Gato_Solo

    Please don't hurt me...

    A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls...
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