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    A couple of Laughs

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    Elephant cough

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    Will Cagle

    Those not from the northeast or Florida might not know of Will Cagle but he was a fan favorite from the 1960's through the '80s. Will was a racers racer. His story is told in the AARN article. Will had over 500 feature wins in his career placing him among the "greats". I watched him race many...
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    Sheriff Deputy Resigns (porn ... you gotta read this one)

    https://www.motorbiscuit.com/police-crash-phone-pornography-florida/ I like the comment about being rear ended. :rolleyes:
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    A Pun

    Not many people name their sons Lance anymore. But in medievil times they were named Lance a lot. I could tell you my autumn joke but you probably wouldn't fall for it. Don't spell part backwards. it's a trap. Don't trust atoms. They make up everything. Albert Einstein was a genius and...
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    Marriage

    At a ****tail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other lady replied, "Yes, I am. I married the wrong man." A woman inserted an ad in the classifieds: "Husband wanted." By the next day she had received 100 replies all saying the...
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    Thought Provoking

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    Things to Ponder

    1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book: It's called ......... 'Ministers Do More Than Lay People’ 2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary. 3. The difference between the Pope and Your boss: The Pope only expects you to kiss his...
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    A Teaching Moment

    The caption says it all:
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    Any small room a/c Gurus out There?

    Thinking of moving my office to the storage shed, an 8'0"W X 10'0"L X 7' 6"H, ceiling and wanting ideas of how to cool it. It gets toasty at around 100 degrees during the day. Cooling would be only when occupied and not running otherwise. Thinking someone might have experience and/or knowledge...
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    Words of Wisdom

    Wisdom from Grandpa... Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries. Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt he forgets his sugar. Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good...
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    After fifteen months ........

    It has been fifteen months since Hurricane Ian hit our community and while the dmamage we had was minuscule compared to others who lost everything, to say it has been an inconvenience is a statement of fact. Our little retirement home lost the carport, roof on the sunroom and shed containing the...
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    Rebranding Hooter's

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    Definitions (Modified)

    To add some humor to your day. Somewhere, within these definitions, there is one that will remind you of someone you know. Somewhere there is a definition, readjusted, that will remind you of someone or something or at the very least, draw a mental image of an individual. Read them over and...
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    Puns to share with morning coffee

    I just finished reading a book about the world's nicest basement. It is a best cellar. It was my first week of working in a bicycle factory and already they made me a spokesman. My laptop caught pneumonia. Turns out I left Windows open. The main function of your big toe is to make sure all...
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    Conundrum

    If a cow doesn't produce milk, is it considered a milk dud? Or an udder failure?
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    GROANeR!

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    Russian woman marries a guy from

    A Russian woman marries a guy from New Zealand and was having difficulty with the language. One day she went to the butcher and wanted chicken legs but after multiple efforts to communicate what she wanted, she clucked like a chicken and lifted her dress enough to point to her legs. The butcher...
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