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A man went to confession at St. Patrick's Catholic Church. "Father," he confessed, "it has been a month since my last confession. I've had sex with Nookie Green two times in the past month." The Father replied, 'that's okay my son. Say two Hail Mary's and go on your way. You are forgiven"...

To the thief who stole my anti-depressants, I hope you're happy! ********************************************************************************** 2 pac of eminems for 50 cent That's Ludicrous ain't no biggie though. *************************************** 20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob...

Congratulations to Tyler Reddick for his 2026 Daytona 500 win!! And to 23XI race team as well. They had fast cars and deserved the win. Like every restrictor plate race the white flag lap breeds wrecks and this time was no different. Reddick won by making instant decisions, any of which...

Fable of the Hedgehog... It was the coldest winter ever. Many animals died because of the cold. The Hedgehogs, realizing the situation, decided to group together to keep warm. This way they covered and protected themselves; but the quills of each one wounded their closest companions...

One good thing about being wrong is the joy it brings to others. If your outgo exceeds your income, then your upkeep will be your downfall. If your palm itches, you are going to get something. If your crotch itches, you've already got it. My wife and I decided to never go to bed angry...

A mixture intended to bring a smile and just for messes and gees.

What is your favorite quote from a movie. If you have more than one, please post only one per day. Ready?! From movie Sideways when Miles said: "I'm not even a thumbprint on the window of a skyscraper."

Those not from the northeast or Florida might not know of Will Cagle but he was a fan favorite from the 1960's through the '80s. Will was a racers racer. His story is told in the AARN article. Will had over 500 feature wins in his career placing him among the "greats". I watched him race many...

https://www.motorbiscuit.com/police-crash-phone-pornography-florida/ I like the comment about being rear ended. :rolleyes:

Not many people name their sons Lance anymore. But in medievil times they were named Lance a lot. I could tell you my autumn joke but you probably wouldn't fall for it. Don't spell part backwards. it's a trap. Don't trust atoms. They make up everything. Albert Einstein was a genius and...

At a ****tail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other lady replied, "Yes, I am. I married the wrong man." A woman inserted an ad in the classifieds: "Husband wanted." By the next day she had received 100 replies all saying the...