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Typical unforced error by the B+ driver

Forgive me for my absence everybody, as I’ve just been released from prison on bail for committing marriage fraud. But to be fair, I was under the impression that fraud was legal. In November, live on NBC, I witnessed Ryan Blaney win a Cup Title. Dude was tied for 3rd most wins, had the 5th...

I woke up next to a 37 year old travel nurse today. While she brought me macaroni and cheese in bed, I couldn’t help but inform her that Tyler Reddick committed a massive amount of fraudulent activities to advance to the Round of 8. She asked me who Reddick was, before moving onto how dumb her...

2 Sweet, I apologize for disappointing you, my friend. Tonight, upon arriving home from my job, I pick up the bottle for you. ONLY then will I realize how I really feel about the current state of NASCAR this week.

I have LITERALLY been here longer than Revman how do I PROVE I am not a burner?

Whatever conversation Rick Hendrick had with Ross Chastain has ruined his career and has ruined the entertainment value of NASCAR. I was thinking to myself how boring these playoffs are. We have no drama, no controversy and no feuds. Then I realized: Ross Chastain has been racing everybody clean...

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Kyle Busch is gonna punt the 54 I feel it in my bones

Fraudulent pit strategy to win the first stage is gonna cost Reddick a playoff spot. Texas all over again!

Reddick ain’t gonna win this race, I promise you that.

There’s no doubt in my mind that if he’d won, Stevie Wonder himself would’ve performed the post-race inspection on the 4.

Only driver that backs into wins almost as much is Austin Dillon. But since nobody is claiming Dillon is a top-tier Cup driver, Blaney has earned the nickname “The Fraud” from me at least! Looking forward to seeing him be eliminated in the Round of 8 after finishing 26th at Homestead due to an...

I promise you Bobby, I am one of a kind! Since 2013 when I was a mere 15 years old, I have been posting on these forums. A veteran of racing-forums.com I have become. Look through my post history, you’ll laugh a lot and see it to be true!

I’m going to make a separate post about that whiny bum Corey LaJoie, don’t you worry.

I joined this forum July 7th, 2013. I am my own man Bobby!

Back in a rain delayed race in 2019 my girlfriend at the time and I were in her dorm room watching the race (well I was, she was doing some studying or whatever) and she did NOT pay a single lick of attention to the entire race until Ryan Blaney was interviewed by NBC. I had to sit there while...

Notice how at a REAL racetrack like Talladega, Tyler Reddick is not in contention for the win and is an absolute afterthought.

Just wait until next week when we get “Brad Keselowski restarting in the lead on old tires at a road course”

“Generational talent held back by RCR equipment” just got outdueled by Ty Dillon for 9th spot at the stage end

I would like to address a rumor that my Sicilian ex-girlfriend has a mustache. She didn’t have a hair on her body below her eyebrows! But she was also like 3 inches taller than me. But that is not the woman whose ex-husband’s YoutubeTV I used. SHE was a 34 year old divorcee (and baddie), while...