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Forgive me for my absence everybody, as I’ve just been released from prison on bail for committing marriage fraud. But to be fair, I was under the impression that fraud was legal. In November, live on NBC, I witnessed Ryan Blaney win a Cup Title. Dude was tied for 3rd most wins, had the 5th...

I woke up next to a 37 year old travel nurse today. While she brought me macaroni and cheese in bed, I couldn’t help but inform her that Tyler Reddick committed a massive amount of fraudulent activities to advance to the Round of 8. She asked me who Reddick was, before moving onto how dumb her...

Whatever conversation Rick Hendrick had with Ross Chastain has ruined his career and has ruined the entertainment value of NASCAR. I was thinking to myself how boring these playoffs are. We have no drama, no controversy and no feuds. Then I realized: Ross Chastain has been racing everybody clean...

Back in a rain delayed race in 2019 my girlfriend at the time and I were in her dorm room watching the race (well I was, she was doing some studying or whatever) and she did NOT pay a single lick of attention to the entire race until Ryan Blaney was interviewed by NBC. I had to sit there while...

Back when I watched the Daytona 500 in February of 2023, I went to my at the time girlfriend’s house to use her ex-husband’s YoutubeTV. During a Tyler Reddick interview, she called him ugly. So this leads me to think about the history of NASCAR. Richard. Dale. Jeff. Jimmie. Hell, even Kyle...

Ever since Tyler Redd*ck “won” at Kansas yesterday, my life has been on a downward spiral. After experiencing the pain of watching him do a burnout, I texted my ex-girlfriend and told her I missed her. I thought to myself that if I was going to destroy my own mental psyche, I might as well have...

Tyler Redd*ck, I’ve been hard on you. I’ve called you a B+ driver. I’ve called you a choker. I’ve criticized you for brake checking middle aged neckless men. I’ve criticized you for being treacherous. Ive called you a pushover. But Sunday afternoon? You finally showed me something. Let’s take...

Back in 2008, Tony Stewart announced he was leaving JGR to buy into Haas CNC Racing and turn it into Stewart-Haas Racing. Him and Ryan Newman were immediately successful and the team was immediately amongst the great Cup teams. They eventually signed great drivers like Kurt Busch, Kevin Harvick...

I have had many many sleepless nights since Sunday afternoon, when Tyler Reddick "won" the race at COTA. Last night, I met an Italian bombshell at an afterparty at my home, however I could not seal the deal with her and had to excuse myself BECAUSE I cannot have that kind of fun living in a...

Hahahaaaaa!!! One time, in 2018, i was going to WIN a DraftKings thing for $3000 when Jimmie Johnson ran out of talent in front of the field at Talladega. May have been 2017, idk. Anyway, TODAY I finally won a NASCAR bet as I bet on AJ to win the race while Ty Gibbs finished in the top 3. My...

The proof is in the pudding folks! Tyler Reddick betrayed the man who gave him a Cup opportunity to drive for Denny Hamlin, who is the biggest a-hole in the NASCAR Cup Series, and TRD, who is a disloyal organization just like Tyler Reddick. Now he ADMITS that he is a B-tier driver. So for all...

Hello ladies and gentlemen! It has been a long long time however WhiningSmoke has returned to the forums of racing. Is it time to say I told you so? Because….. I told you so. Through the entire 2023 season, Kyle Busch is currently tied for the winningest driver in the sport, having replaced...

I’m sure there will be plenty of answers that say Ty Gibbs, Kyle Busch…. Maybe some Austin Dillon in there! But for me? I have to pick that vanilla midget punk that formerly drove the number 8 car and is moving onto Kurt Busch’s ride….. yes of course I’m referring to Tyler Reddick. Some of you...

Okay guys I’ve just got to get this off of my chest because it’s really making me angry. First of all, I’m really really upset that Kurt Busch is being forced to retire due to NASCAR’s incompetence in regards to the safety of their Gen 7 aka Gen Failure car. Dude was a living legend. My first...

Here is a thread to share your predictions for 2023. -Tyler Reddick gets exposed and gets outperformed by Bubba Wallace. Dude is a stupid B+ driver and Toyota is not inherently better than RCR at least it wasn’t in 2022. -Kyle Busch wins 4 races and makes the Final 4. Dude has an absolute...

Ty Gibbs is a terrible teammate who wrecked the guy who brings the money to the table aka Brandon Jones and he absolutely should be wrecked by Brandon Jones at Phoenix…. The fans will love Brandon Jones forever and I PERSONALLY will buy a Brandon Jones hat if that happens. Also Tyler Reddick...

Tyler Reddick aka a B+ driver at best who wants to run away from the grind to TRD to finish 14th in points at best thinking that the grass is greener on the other side WRONGLY. Ross Chastain is the true up and comer and he will win the 2022 title…. Mark my words! Tyler reddick is trash and Ross...

Joe Gibbs is letting the most talented driver he’s ever had in KFB walk over to RCR to replace that B+ driver Tyler Reddick who can only win on road courses and races where everyone else crashes. He’s replacing KFB with his little punk grandbaby Ty Gibbs who I guarantee you will not be a title...

The Gen 7 car is an absolute piece of trash. The stupid idiots at the executive table decided to create a spec car that doesn’t even race good at places like Bristol or Martinsville. This stupid car promotes “parity” aka RANDOMNESS that FOOLS people into believing B+ drivers like Tyler Reddick...

Hello there I am posting at the peak of Hurricane Ian I am surrounded by two women right now life is good 😈 Anyway.... Bowman the Showman who is in his 20s just succumbed to the Gen 7 car after our living legend... The Last Man to Race Against Dale Earnhardt, Kurt Busch did..... these Gen 7...