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    Words of Wisdom

    Wisdom from Grandpa... Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries. Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt he forgets his sugar. Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good...
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    After fifteen months ........

    It has been fifteen months since Hurricane Ian hit our community and while the dmamage we had was minuscule compared to others who lost everything, to say it has been an inconvenience is a statement of fact. Our little retirement home lost the carport, roof on the sunroom and shed containing the...
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    Rebranding Hooter's

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    Definitions (Modified)

    To add some humor to your day. Somewhere, within these definitions, there is one that will remind you of someone you know. Somewhere there is a definition, readjusted, that will remind you of someone or something or at the very least, draw a mental image of an individual. Read them over and...
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    Puns to share with morning coffee

    I just finished reading a book about the world's nicest basement. It is a best cellar. It was my first week of working in a bicycle factory and already they made me a spokesman. My laptop caught pneumonia. Turns out I left Windows open. The main function of your big toe is to make sure all...
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    Conundrum

    If a cow doesn't produce milk, is it considered a milk dud? Or an udder failure?
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    GROANeR!

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    Russian woman marries a guy from

    A Russian woman marries a guy from New Zealand and was having difficulty with the language. One day she went to the butcher and wanted chicken legs but after multiple efforts to communicate what she wanted, she clucked like a chicken and lifted her dress enough to point to her legs. The butcher...
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    Waiting ................ for wind and rain

    We're waiting for wind and rain. Not too concerned about this one but to be prepared we removed the tent we had covering the washer and dryer, covered the gas grill and put anything that might blow around in the wind under cover. My issue is with the tarp covering the roof to the sunroom. It has...
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    What Real Heroes Look Like

    This story was told on MSNBC by Rachel Maddow and this is the TikTok address: 376b3e9dfad22e970ecdaebf77f198e6.mp4 In the event that doesn't work, this is the story in print: https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/ottawa/chalk-river-nuclear-accident-1.6293574 No matter which medium used to learn of...
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    Female Humor (Ladies getting the upper hand)

    'Cash, check or charge?' I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. 'So, do you always carry your TV remote?' I asked. 'No,' she replied, 'but my husband refused to come shopping with me...
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    Funny Cartoons? Maybe?

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    They all Walked Away!!!!

    From 1983 until 1987, my Bride and I owned and operated an Rent-A-Wreck franchise car rental agency in our hometown. We started with used cars and one van and as the business grew, we added new cars. I frequented state auctions and often found great deals on used federal and state owned...
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    Thirty years ago ..........

    Thirty years ago ....................
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    When We All Work Together ...............

    In our community of 366 homes, people pretty much all pull together for a common cause which is the community. Every Monday in season - in season being January to April, a group called Lazy Daze get together and do chores around the community such as trimming of hedges, pulling weeds, cleaning...
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    Dyson ??

    Click on photo to expand. Maybe someday someone will show me how to insert screen shots and photos at normal size. :rolleyes:
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    Modern Day Rube Goldberg

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    Thought for Today

    Quote by @bdanberger: "You can't change the people around you, but you can change the people around you."
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