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A man walks into a bar and sees a sign that says, "Win the carnivore challenge: Get free drinks." Free drinks sound like a great idea to him, so he asks the bartender to explain how it works. The bartender says, “It's a bet we have here. If you can jump up and slap those pieces of meat, you get...

A blind prostitute I was with told me I had the biggest dick she ever felt. But I knew she was just pulling my leg.

FOX That is all.

Disclaimer: I definitely did not get the urge to re-watch that masterpiece due to any current events.

I'm about two-thirds of the way through Snow Crash by Neal Stephenson. For a book written in 1992, it's disturbingly on point with some of its predictions. People being jacked into what's essentially a hybrid of social media and video games to the point where it's hard to distinguish it from...

I love the dude, but y'all know I'm right.

I'm gonna nominate KDB (and NASCAR for not black flagging him). Someone could have gotten seriously damaged.

Bubba tied with Byron? Buescher ahead of Truex? DiBenedetto ahead of Kyle Busch? At least Harvick at the top makes sense ;)

Solid Top 5 last night from my new main man and no one's talking about it, eh? Tsk tsk. Hopefully he translates this to Sunday.

Obviously I'm a little biased for my childhood here, but 2005 is peak NASCAR for me.

I think it'll either be Aric or Clint, whoever performs worse and likely misses the playoffs.

Make yours at https://tiermaker.com/create/nascar-2020-cup-series-tier-244731?presentationMode=true Picking between Bell and Newman for the last playoff spot was definitely the hardest bit, I honestly can see that going either way.

Terry Labonte has the honor of having the most years between his first and last Cup start (36) and being the only driver to drive in five different generations of car (2 through 6). Talk about seeing it all!

https://www.nascar.com/gallery/2020-nascar-cup-series-championship-odds/#photo-2 Oh wow lookie, the best driver of the decade has the best odds!

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Cole Custer. This has been a few years in the making but it all just lines up perfectly. Other than the 4 car, there's been non-stop turnover in the SHR stable. They've been grooming Custer as the golden child for a few years now so I've been watching him when I can in Xfinity. Dude kicks...

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Left is the percentage of races they won, right is the percentage of races they got a Top 10. David Pearson: 18.3%/63.8% Richard Petty: 16.9%/60% Cale Yarborough: 14.8%/57% Jimmie Johnson: 13.3%/57% Bobby Isaac: 12%/55% Bobby Allison: 11.7%/62% Jeff Gordon: 11.5%/60% Dale Earnhardt Sr...