10 Things to be Grateful For After Race Season
by Mad Mikie
10. No more of Jeff Hammond flexing his pecs.
9. No more of Larry Mac making up words.
8. No more American Idle rejects butchering the National Anthem.
7. Not having to hear or see Bill Weber blubbering on about Hendrick Motorsports and/or their drivers.
6. Not having to hear either co-owner of Motormouth Motorsports getting in plugs for their sponsors, cheerleading for each other, or plugging the make of vehicles they own/race.
5. Not having to watch King Brian pat himself on the back or answer "softball" questions gently tossed at him on the weekend race shows.
4. That Ward Burton is back.
3. No more Ms. Terry DeBris cautions.
2. No more racing rudely interrupting the commercial coverage.
1. That I don't do Top 10 Lists very often.
by Mad Mikie
10. No more of Jeff Hammond flexing his pecs.
9. No more of Larry Mac making up words.
8. No more American Idle rejects butchering the National Anthem.
7. Not having to hear or see Bill Weber blubbering on about Hendrick Motorsports and/or their drivers.
6. Not having to hear either co-owner of Motormouth Motorsports getting in plugs for their sponsors, cheerleading for each other, or plugging the make of vehicles they own/race.
5. Not having to watch King Brian pat himself on the back or answer "softball" questions gently tossed at him on the weekend race shows.
4. That Ward Burton is back.
3. No more Ms. Terry DeBris cautions.
2. No more racing rudely interrupting the commercial coverage.
1. That I don't do Top 10 Lists very often.