10 smart blondes

DeeDee

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A bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical
day, when the door bursts open and in come four exuberant blondes. They come up to the bar, order five
bottles of champagne and ten glasses, take their
order over and sit down at a large table. The corks are popped, the glasses are filled and they begin
toasting and chanting, "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!"
Soon, three more blondes arrive, take up their drinks and the chanting grows. "51 days, 51 days, 51
days!" Two more blondes show up and soon their
voices are joined in raising the roof. "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!" Finally, the tenth blonde comes in
with a picture under her arm. She walks over to the
table, sets the picture in the middle and the table erupts. Up jump the others, they begin dancing around the table, exchanging high-fives, all the while chanting "51 days, 51
days, 51 days!" The bartender can't contain his
curiosity any longer, so he walks over to the table. There in the center is a beautifully framed child's puzzle of the Cookie Monster. When the frenzy dies down a little bit, the
bartender asks one of the blondes, "What's all the chanting and celebration about?" The blonde who brought in the picture pipes in, "Everyone thinks that blondes are dumb and they make fun of us. So, we decided to set the record
straight. Ten of us got together, bought that puzzle
and put it together. The side of the box said 2-4 years, but we put it together in 51 days!"
 
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