"The Twelve Days of Christmas"
(as sung by Dale Earnhardt Jr. at a Denny's at 5 in the morning after a night of trying to drink Rusty Wallace under the table!)
On the first day of Christmas my crew chief gave to me:
Another Daytona Victory.
On the second day of Christmas my crew chief gave to me:
Two rounds of wedge
And another Daytona Victory.
On the third day of Christmas my crew chief gave to me:
Three lug nuts
Two rounds of wedge
And another Daytona Victory.
On the fourth day of Christmas my crew chief gave to me:
Four sticker tires
Three lug nuts
Two rounds of wedge
And another Daytona Victory.
On the fifth day of Christmas my crew chief gave to me:
Five piston rings!
Four sticker tires
Three lug nuts
Two rounds of wedge
And another Daytona Victory.
On the sixth day of Christmas my crew chief gave to me:
Six crewmen dancing,
Five piston rings!
Four sticker tires
Three lug nuts
Two rounds of wedge
And another Daytona Victory.
On the seventh day of Christmas my crew chief gave to me:
Seven fans a-leaping
Six crewmen dancing
Five piston rings!
Four sticker tires
Three lug nuts
Two rounds of wedge
And another Daytona Victory.
On the eighth day of Christmas my crew chief gave to me:
EIGHT Nextel Cups!
Seven fans a-leaping
Six crewmen dancing
Five piston rings!
Four sticker tires
Three lug nuts
Two rounds of wedge
And another Daytona Victory.
On the ninth day of Christmas my crew chief gave to me:
Nine track bars
EIGHT Nextel Cups!
Seven fans a-leaping
Six crewmen dancing
Five piston rings!
Four sticker tires
Three lug nuts
Two rounds of wedge
And another Daytona Victory.
On the tenth day of Christmas my crew chief gave to me:
Ten Hooters chicks!
Nine track bars
EIGHT Nextel Cups!
Seven fans a-leaping
Six crewmen dancing
Five piston rings!
Four sticker tires
Three lug nuts
Two rounds of wedge
And another Daytona Victory
On the eleventh day of Christmas my crew chief gave to me:
Eleven cans of Bud Lite
Ten Hooters chicks!
Nine track bars
EIGHT Nextel Cups!
Seven fans a-leaping
Six crewmen dancing
Five piston rings!
Four sticker tires
Three lug nuts
Two rounds of wedge
And another Daytona Victory
On the twelfth day of Christmas my crew chief gave to me:
Twelve Fords all banged up
Eleven cans of Bud Lite
Ten Hooters chicks!
Nine track bars
EIGHT Nextel Cups!
Seven fans a-leaping
Six crewmen dancing
Five piston rings!
Four sticker tires
Three lug nuts
Two rounds of wedge
And another Daytona Victory!
(burp...Hey Rusty... dude you gonna' eat them eggs?)
From KnowYourNascar
(as sung by Dale Earnhardt Jr. at a Denny's at 5 in the morning after a night of trying to drink Rusty Wallace under the table!)
On the first day of Christmas my crew chief gave to me:
Another Daytona Victory.
On the second day of Christmas my crew chief gave to me:
Two rounds of wedge
And another Daytona Victory.
On the third day of Christmas my crew chief gave to me:
Three lug nuts
Two rounds of wedge
And another Daytona Victory.
On the fourth day of Christmas my crew chief gave to me:
Four sticker tires
Three lug nuts
Two rounds of wedge
And another Daytona Victory.
On the fifth day of Christmas my crew chief gave to me:
Five piston rings!
Four sticker tires
Three lug nuts
Two rounds of wedge
And another Daytona Victory.
On the sixth day of Christmas my crew chief gave to me:
Six crewmen dancing,
Five piston rings!
Four sticker tires
Three lug nuts
Two rounds of wedge
And another Daytona Victory.
On the seventh day of Christmas my crew chief gave to me:
Seven fans a-leaping
Six crewmen dancing
Five piston rings!
Four sticker tires
Three lug nuts
Two rounds of wedge
And another Daytona Victory.
On the eighth day of Christmas my crew chief gave to me:
EIGHT Nextel Cups!
Seven fans a-leaping
Six crewmen dancing
Five piston rings!
Four sticker tires
Three lug nuts
Two rounds of wedge
And another Daytona Victory.
On the ninth day of Christmas my crew chief gave to me:
Nine track bars
EIGHT Nextel Cups!
Seven fans a-leaping
Six crewmen dancing
Five piston rings!
Four sticker tires
Three lug nuts
Two rounds of wedge
And another Daytona Victory.
On the tenth day of Christmas my crew chief gave to me:
Ten Hooters chicks!
Nine track bars
EIGHT Nextel Cups!
Seven fans a-leaping
Six crewmen dancing
Five piston rings!
Four sticker tires
Three lug nuts
Two rounds of wedge
And another Daytona Victory
On the eleventh day of Christmas my crew chief gave to me:
Eleven cans of Bud Lite
Ten Hooters chicks!
Nine track bars
EIGHT Nextel Cups!
Seven fans a-leaping
Six crewmen dancing
Five piston rings!
Four sticker tires
Three lug nuts
Two rounds of wedge
And another Daytona Victory
On the twelfth day of Christmas my crew chief gave to me:
Twelve Fords all banged up
Eleven cans of Bud Lite
Ten Hooters chicks!
Nine track bars
EIGHT Nextel Cups!
Seven fans a-leaping
Six crewmen dancing
Five piston rings!
Four sticker tires
Three lug nuts
Two rounds of wedge
And another Daytona Victory!
(burp...Hey Rusty... dude you gonna' eat them eggs?)
From KnowYourNascar
