A man stumbles up to the bar looking very haggard. and says,
"give me 5 shots of whisky and right now"
The bartender lines up 5 shot glasses on the bar, and fills them
with whiskey. As he turns around from putting the bottle up he
notices that the 5 shot classes are empty.
"God almighty, that was fast."
The man says,
"ya, well you would drink fast too if you had what I have."
The bartender takes a step back and says,
"what have you got?"
They guy pulls his hand out of his pocket and says,
"$0.75".
"give me 5 shots of whisky and right now"
The bartender lines up 5 shot glasses on the bar, and fills them
with whiskey. As he turns around from putting the bottle up he
notices that the 5 shot classes are empty.
"God almighty, that was fast."
The man says,
"ya, well you would drink fast too if you had what I have."
The bartender takes a step back and says,
"what have you got?"
They guy pulls his hand out of his pocket and says,
"$0.75".