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While I was flying down the road yesterday (only 10 mph over) I
noticed
> a
> cop with a radar gun sitting on top of a bridge.
> The cop pulled me over, walked up to the car and asked me, "What's
the
> hurry?"
> I replied, "I'm late for work."
> "Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"
> I responded, "I'm a rectum stretcher."
> The cop said "What.....a rectum stretcher, and what does a rectum
> stretcher
> do?"
> I said, "Well, I start with one finger, then I work my way up to
two
> fingers
> then three, then four, then my whole hand, then I work until I can
get
> both
> hands in there and then I slowly stretch it until it's about 6 foot
> wide."
> The cop asked me, "What the hell do you do with a 6 foot a**hole?"
> I simply replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him on top of
a
> bridge..
> "
> The ticket - - $ 95.00
> The look on his face - - PRICELESS