A dark day for the Dark Knight

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It was revealed today that Batman, the Caped Crusader, will be released from his lifetime contract as a member of the superhero group, Superfriends. The decision to oust Batman was a direct result of this video.

Although members felt a move was imminent in years past due to several bad movies in the 90's and the still curious relationship with his sidekick, Robin, this beatdown proved to be the last straw. Says Superman, "Really? Crotch grabbing? Kicking a cone? I mean, c'mon! Look, what happens in the Batcave stays in the Batcave. We get it. But Vegas? That's just an overused sales pitch to get people to visit there. Now every joe six-pack is gonna see this and think they can go all Chuck Liddell on us. I'm not sure we'll ever live this down. (sigh)".

Unfortunately, Batman could not be reached for comment.

Witnesses, however, claim they did see these floating images in the air at the time of the fight, that the camera did not pick up:

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The batman in the fight was pretty lucky there were people around to pull the guy off of him because he was in position to defend himself and that dude was just pounding his head. Now, if he would have had some of those leaded gloves that the one that got arrested had, it might have been a whole different story. But then again, he was slapping like a girl so it might not have mattered.
 
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