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A Georgia farmer got in his pickup, drove several miles to a neighboring
farm, and knocked on the farmhouse door. A young boy about 12 opened the
door.
"Is yer paw home?" the farmer asked.
"No sir, he ain't," the boy replied. "He went into town."
"Well, said the farmer, is yer maw here?"
"No, sir she ain't here neither. She went into town with paw."
"How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?"
"Nope! He went with maw and paw."
The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the
other and mumbling to himself.
"Is there anything I can do fer ya?" the boy asked politely. "I knows where
all the tools are, if you want to borry one. Or maybe I could take a message
fer paw."
"Well," said the farmer uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk to yer paw.
It's about your brother Howard getting my daughter, Pearly Mae, pregnant."
The boy considered for a moment. "You would have to talk to Pa about that",
he finally conceded. "If it helps you any, I know that Pa charges $50 for
the bull and $25 for the boar hog, but I really don't know how much he gets
fer Howard."
farm, and knocked on the farmhouse door. A young boy about 12 opened the
door.
"Is yer paw home?" the farmer asked.
"No sir, he ain't," the boy replied. "He went into town."
"Well, said the farmer, is yer maw here?"
"No, sir she ain't here neither. She went into town with paw."
"How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?"
"Nope! He went with maw and paw."
The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the
other and mumbling to himself.
"Is there anything I can do fer ya?" the boy asked politely. "I knows where
all the tools are, if you want to borry one. Or maybe I could take a message
fer paw."
"Well," said the farmer uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk to yer paw.
It's about your brother Howard getting my daughter, Pearly Mae, pregnant."
The boy considered for a moment. "You would have to talk to Pa about that",
he finally conceded. "If it helps you any, I know that Pa charges $50 for
the bull and $25 for the boar hog, but I really don't know how much he gets
fer Howard."
