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The nice thing about being senile is you can hide your own Easter eggs.
Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the
very elderly widow and asked, "How old was your husband?" "98," she
replied. "Two years older than me." "So you're 96," the undertaker
commented. She responded, "Hardly worth going home, is it?
A 97-year-old man goes into his doctor's office and says, "Doc, I
want my sex drive lowered." "Sir," replied the doctor, "you're 97
Don't you think your sex drive is all in your head?" "You're damned
right it is!" replied the old man. "That's why I want it lowered!"
An elderly woman decided to prepare her will and told her preacher
she had two final requests. First, she wanted to be cremated, and
second, she wanted her ashes scattered over Wal-Mart. "Wal-Mart?" the
preacher exclaimed. "Why Wal-Mart?" "Then I'll be sure my daughters
visit me twice a week."
Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the
very elderly widow and asked, "How old was your husband?" "98," she
replied. "Two years older than me." "So you're 96," the undertaker
commented. She responded, "Hardly worth going home, is it?
A 97-year-old man goes into his doctor's office and says, "Doc, I
want my sex drive lowered." "Sir," replied the doctor, "you're 97
Don't you think your sex drive is all in your head?" "You're damned
right it is!" replied the old man. "That's why I want it lowered!"
An elderly woman decided to prepare her will and told her preacher
she had two final requests. First, she wanted to be cremated, and
second, she wanted her ashes scattered over Wal-Mart. "Wal-Mart?" the
preacher exclaimed. "Why Wal-Mart?" "Then I'll be sure my daughters
visit me twice a week."