A funny little excerpt from a Brimfield Police Dept shift files

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Officers were called to Old Forge Road for some sort of disturbance inside of a vehicle. It turned out to be a domestic situation. When officers arrived, the female passenger bailed out of car and attempted to morph into an Olympic sprinter. There are reasons sprinters do not use street drugs…and those reasons were highly evident. She was quickly caught and arrested for drug possession. The driver was arrested for OVI. Again, mopes….the object of the game is to NOT GET CAUGHT. If you are going to be stoned out of your mind and in possession of drugs….don’t punch each other in the face. It draws attention and attention brings the lawdogs.​
 
"There are reasons sprinters do not use street drugs…and those reasons were highly evident."

:XXROFL:

She probably thought she was really flying too :biggrin:
 
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