A funny thing happened on a plane...

Benevolent One

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I was on a plane the other day when the pilot came on the PA system and gave his usual speech about "We have beautiful skies for our flight today and everything is going smoothly. We should arrive in Nashville at approximately 10:30am...".

He finished his little speech and apparently didn't turn off the microphone properly because the next thing we hear is the pilot telling the co-pilot "Man, what I could really go for is a blow job and a coffee."

The stewardess quickly realized what was happening and took off running for the ****pit to tell him to turn off the microphone. Another passenger yells out to her "Hey, don't forget the coffee!"

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