10. Darrell Waltrip will yell out "Gobbilty, Gobbility, Gobbility" as the turkey is brought to the table.
9. Scott Riggs will learn that Johnny Benson really FLED from the 10 car because basting your turkey with Valvoline is not a tasty holiday treat.
8. It's hunting season somewhere, so I'm sure we all know where Ward Burton will be...
7. The Sadler family will be heading out to eat for Thanksgiving because they were not amused to realize that Elliott had stuffed the turkey with M&Ms, put M&Ms in the pumpkin pie, M&Ms in the mashed potatoes...
6. Bobby Labonte will provide the Labonte family with hours of entertainment as they watch him zip and unzip the Banquet Chicken bag.
5. Michael Waltrip will spend a great deal of time wondering who is missing from the table until Buffy reminds him that the boy from the Domino's commercial was just an actor.
4. Robby Gordon will still be picking sand out of his teeth and hair from his trip to the Baja 1000.
3. Dale Jr will be wondering what can be better than Bud basted turkey with Oreo stuffing.
2. Brian Vickers will demand not to be seated at the kid's table, because champions DO NOT sit at the kid's table.
1. Matt Kenseth will recreate his championship trophy in a lovely mashed potato sculpture.
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9. Scott Riggs will learn that Johnny Benson really FLED from the 10 car because basting your turkey with Valvoline is not a tasty holiday treat.
8. It's hunting season somewhere, so I'm sure we all know where Ward Burton will be...
7. The Sadler family will be heading out to eat for Thanksgiving because they were not amused to realize that Elliott had stuffed the turkey with M&Ms, put M&Ms in the pumpkin pie, M&Ms in the mashed potatoes...
6. Bobby Labonte will provide the Labonte family with hours of entertainment as they watch him zip and unzip the Banquet Chicken bag.
5. Michael Waltrip will spend a great deal of time wondering who is missing from the table until Buffy reminds him that the boy from the Domino's commercial was just an actor.
4. Robby Gordon will still be picking sand out of his teeth and hair from his trip to the Baja 1000.
3. Dale Jr will be wondering what can be better than Bud basted turkey with Oreo stuffing.
2. Brian Vickers will demand not to be seated at the kid's table, because champions DO NOT sit at the kid's table.
1. Matt Kenseth will recreate his championship trophy in a lovely mashed potato sculpture.
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