A man and his son are walkin' down the street,
when they see a big dog doin'the dirty with a
small poodle.
The son asks the father, "Daddy, what are they
doing???".
The man stumbles for a while, then calmly says,
"Why, they're making a puppy, son."
Later that evening during dinner, the wife is
pressuring the man to go 'upstairs' with her..
so they do.
The son goes in his room and tries to fall
asleep, but there just is too much noise going
on in the room next door. So he creeps out of
bed, goes in the hallway and opens the other
room. There he sees his mom laying on the bed
on her back, totally naked, and his father
above her, hands on her thighs, etc. etc.
So the son asks, "Daddy, what are you doin'?".
Again, the man stumbles a little and says,
"Why, we're makin' you a little brother or
sister, son."
So the boy goes, "Well, turn her over. I want
a puppy!"
when they see a big dog doin'the dirty with a
small poodle.
The son asks the father, "Daddy, what are they
doing???".
The man stumbles for a while, then calmly says,
"Why, they're making a puppy, son."
Later that evening during dinner, the wife is
pressuring the man to go 'upstairs' with her..
so they do.
The son goes in his room and tries to fall
asleep, but there just is too much noise going
on in the room next door. So he creeps out of
bed, goes in the hallway and opens the other
room. There he sees his mom laying on the bed
on her back, totally naked, and his father
above her, hands on her thighs, etc. etc.
So the son asks, "Daddy, what are you doin'?".
Again, the man stumbles a little and says,
"Why, we're makin' you a little brother or
sister, son."
So the boy goes, "Well, turn her over. I want
a puppy!"