A man lost both ears in an accident. No plastic surgeon could
offer him a solution.
He heard of a very good one in Sweden, and went to him. The new
surgeon examined him, thought a while, and said,
"Yes, I can put you right."
After the operation, bandages off, stitches out, he goes to his
hotel. The morning after, in a rage, he calls his surgeon, and
yells,
"You swine, you gave me a woman's ears."
"Well, an ear is an ear, it makes no difference whether it is a
man's or a woman's."
"You're wrong, I hear everything, but I don't understand a
thing!"
offer him a solution.
He heard of a very good one in Sweden, and went to him. The new
surgeon examined him, thought a while, and said,
"Yes, I can put you right."
After the operation, bandages off, stitches out, he goes to his
hotel. The morning after, in a rage, he calls his surgeon, and
yells,
"You swine, you gave me a woman's ears."
"Well, an ear is an ear, it makes no difference whether it is a
man's or a woman's."
"You're wrong, I hear everything, but I don't understand a
thing!"