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From wire reports:

What many women want more than anything else is...a massage. Call it the gift of relaxation.

For some women, a visit to a spa is the ultimate kind of pampering. For others, it's an absolute necessity. Either way, the pampering business is big--a $12.5 billion dollar industry that is still growing. According to The Christian Science Monitor, fully 71 percent of the 160 million spa-goers are women. The number of spas in the United States has doubled every four years since 1995 with a total of 10,000 spas today.

Why the surge in spas? Susie Ellis, president of Spafinder, a trade magazine and Web site, told The Christian Science Monitor there are three factors fueling the trend:

1. Spa treatments help us look and feel young. At least, that's what the aging baby boomers think (and hope) is true.
2. We are a nation of wound-up, stressed-out people. Visiting a spa for a massage or a trip to the steam room is one way to calm down and chill out. For time-challenged parents and professionals, it's a way to relax--fast.
3. Many believe that spa treatments will improve their health and wellness. So instead of being just a luxury, visiting a spa is also therapeutic.

People who visit spas regularly see them as a way to seek balance in their rushed, demanding lives. Others define it as a sanctuary, and it's an exotic one at that. Many spas offer much more than cucumber slices on the eyes and a trip to the steam room. Depending where you go, you can get full-body salt scrubs, detoxification wraps, skin conditioning with seaweed, underwater massages, head massages, and even a tropical avocado wrap.

How can you put a price on relaxation? Turns out that's easy. Massages range from $45 for a head massage to upwards of $500 for half-day treatments.
 
Had to post this 17_Fan style because I lost my breath.

Tropical avocado wrap??What the hell is that?
500 bucks for a HALF day massage?? You could in theory rub almost naked womens backs all day and get paid 1000 bucks?? I am in the wrong line of work, I can see that now.
 
That would be a very nice CHristmas present dear. (HINT HINT!)
 
Now that IS something that I like, 97! You certainly can't go wrong with giving your lady a good massage! ;)
 
Oh for the love of God! I was all up for the REESES CUP BLIZZARDS! Maybe even onion splits(Maj's favorite)...but massage?

Oh ok ladies. That will be $ 119.00 per hour please! YEEE-Hawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
 
Originally posted by 97forever@Dec 21 2003, 11:04 AM
Oh for the love of God! I was all up for the REESES CUP BLIZZARDS! Maybe even onion splits(Maj's favorite)...but massage?

Oh ok ladies. That will be $ 119.00 per hour please! YEEE-Hawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
And, just how did you come up with such a bizarre number as $119? I don't pay for my massages. They are given to me! :eek: :p :wub:
 
GIVEN to you??? That is against the international brotherhood of --ah--massage giver people Maj. I am afraid I am going to have to report this to my rep. ^_^
 
I'll just pay for your gas to get here, room and board too (at my 3 bedroom home)! DQ is just up the road! :D
 
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