The American Medical Association has weighed in on the new Universal
Health Plan. Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised
not to make any rash moves.. The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut
feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot
of nerve. The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a
misconception. Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.
Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians said, 'Oh,
Grow up!'
The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the
Radiologists could see right through it. Surgeons decided to wash their
hands of the whole thing. The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to
swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the
matter."
The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists
were pissed off at the whole idea. The Anesthesiologists thought the whole
idea was a gas, and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no
In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision
up to the assholes in Washington.
Health Plan. Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised
not to make any rash moves.. The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut
feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot
of nerve. The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a
misconception. Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.
Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians said, 'Oh,
Grow up!'
The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the
Radiologists could see right through it. Surgeons decided to wash their
hands of the whole thing. The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to
swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the
matter."
The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists
were pissed off at the whole idea. The Anesthesiologists thought the whole
idea was a gas, and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no
In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision
up to the assholes in Washington.
