A New Breed

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The AKC now recognizes the following breeds:
Collie + Lhasa Apso = COLLAPSO
a dog that folds up for easy transport

Pointer + Setter = POINSETTER, a traditional Christmas pet



Great Pyrenees + Dachshund = PYRADACHS, a puzzling breed

Pekingese + Lhasa Apso = PEEKASSO, an abstract dog


Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel =
IRISH SPRINGER, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle

Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever =
LAB COAT RETRIEVER, the choice of research scientists


Newfoundland + Basset Hound =
NEWFOUND ASSET HOUND,
a dog for financial advisors

Terrier + Bulldog = TERRIBULL,
a dog that makes awful mistakes

Bloodhound + Labrador = BLABADOR,
a dog that barks incessantly


Malamute + Pointer = MOOT POINT, owned by....
oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway

Collie + Malamute = COMMUTE,
a dog that travels to work

Deerhound + Terrier = DERRIERE,
a dog that's true to the end

Bull Terrier + ****zu = Oh, never mind....
 
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