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Not many people name their sons Lance anymore.
But in medievil times they were named Lance a lot.
I could tell you my autumn joke but you probably wouldn't fall for it.
Don't spell part backwards. it's a trap.
Don't trust atoms. They make up everything.
Albert Einstein was a genius and worthy of praise and study.
His brother Frank was an absolute monster.
My first job was working in an orange juice factory and I got canned: couldn't concentrate.
The first time I got a universal remote control I thought to myself, "this changes everything."
I'll be ill if you remove the apostrophe.
Somebody asked me what the ninth letter of the alphabet was. It was a complete guess, but I was right.
No matter how hard you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts?
Beer nuts are $1.70 and deer nuts are under a buck.
If a doctor's office has two doctor's on call at all times, is that called a pair a docs?
But in medievil times they were named Lance a lot.
I could tell you my autumn joke but you probably wouldn't fall for it.
Don't spell part backwards. it's a trap.
Don't trust atoms. They make up everything.
Albert Einstein was a genius and worthy of praise and study.
His brother Frank was an absolute monster.
My first job was working in an orange juice factory and I got canned: couldn't concentrate.
The first time I got a universal remote control I thought to myself, "this changes everything."
I'll be ill if you remove the apostrophe.
Somebody asked me what the ninth letter of the alphabet was. It was a complete guess, but I was right.
No matter how hard you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts?
Beer nuts are $1.70 and deer nuts are under a buck.
If a doctor's office has two doctor's on call at all times, is that called a pair a docs?