A little boy blows up a balloon and starts flicking
> it all around the house with his finger.
> His mother tells him to stop it as he's liable to
> break something, but the boy continues.
> 'Johnny!' Mom screams. 'Knock it off!.'
> You're going
> to break something.
> He stops and eventually Mom leaves for a short trip to the
> shopping center.
> Johnny starts up with the balloon again after his
> mom has left for the store.
> He gives it one last flick and it lands in the toilet
> where he leaves it.
> Mom comes in and while putting away the grocery gets the
> urge, a diarrhea run.
> She can hardly make it to the toilet in time and
> SPLASH, out it comes.
> When she's finished, she looks down and can't
> believe what she's seeing.
> She's not sure what this big brown thing is in the
> toilet! She calls her doctor.
> The doctor is baffled as she describes the situation, but
> he assures her he'll be over shortly to examine
> everything.
> When he arrives she leads him to the bath room and
> he gets down on his knees and takes a long, hard look at
> the thing.
> Finally, he takes out his pen and sort of touches it to see
> what it might be and POP! The balloon explodes and poop is
> everywhere.
> On him, the walls, etc.
> 'Doctor! Doctor! Are you all right?' she asks.
> He says, 'I've been in this business for over 30
> years, and this is the first time I've ever actually
> seen a fart!'
> it all around the house with his finger.
> His mother tells him to stop it as he's liable to
> break something, but the boy continues.
> 'Johnny!' Mom screams. 'Knock it off!.'
> You're going
> to break something.
> He stops and eventually Mom leaves for a short trip to the
> shopping center.
> Johnny starts up with the balloon again after his
> mom has left for the store.
> He gives it one last flick and it lands in the toilet
> where he leaves it.
> Mom comes in and while putting away the grocery gets the
> urge, a diarrhea run.
> She can hardly make it to the toilet in time and
> SPLASH, out it comes.
> When she's finished, she looks down and can't
> believe what she's seeing.
> She's not sure what this big brown thing is in the
> toilet! She calls her doctor.
> The doctor is baffled as she describes the situation, but
> he assures her he'll be over shortly to examine
> everything.
> When he arrives she leads him to the bath room and
> he gets down on his knees and takes a long, hard look at
> the thing.
> Finally, he takes out his pen and sort of touches it to see
> what it might be and POP! The balloon explodes and poop is
> everywhere.
> On him, the walls, etc.
> 'Doctor! Doctor! Are you all right?' she asks.
> He says, 'I've been in this business for over 30
> years, and this is the first time I've ever actually
> seen a fart!'
