Whizzer
Gig'em
A conscientious woman being sick and tired of the world; the China virus, Brexit, Greta Thunberg, Trump’s scams and lies, a constant stream of useless conspiracy theories and anti-American militia plans to kidnap political figures, BLM apologists white supremacists and the rest of the disturbing stories that occupy media and social garbage feeds. So she drove her car into the garage and sealed every doorway and window as best she could. She got back into her car, wound down all the windows, pulled out a bottle of vodka, selected her favourite radio station and started the car. Four days later a worried neighbour peered through the window and saw her in the car. She notified the emergency services and they broke in and pulled her from the car. A little sip of water and surprisingly, she was in perfect condition, but her Tesla had a dead battery. |