A State Gvt Employee

[kat2220]

A State Government Employee sits in his office and out of
boredom, decides to see what's in his old filing cabinet. He
pokes through the contents and comes across an old brass lamp.

"This will look nice on my mantelpiece," he decides, and
takes it home with him. While polishing the lamp, a genie
appears and grants him three wishes.

"I wish for an ice cold diet Pepsi right now!"

POOF!
He gets his Pepsi and drinks it. Now that he can think more
clearly, he states his second wish.

"I wish to be on an island where beautiful nymphomaniacs
reside."

POOF!
Suddenly he is on an island with gorgeous females eyeing him
lustfully.

He tells the genie his third and last wish:

"I wish I'd never have to work ever again."

POOF!
He's back in his government office.

 

[BobbyFord]

True.

 

[barelypure]

I'm more of a diet coke guy myself.
And, y'all don't know the half of it. Some folks where I am really bust it to try and do a good job. Others are exactly how the joke describes. If there were some measures that could be taken like in the real world we could reduce our staff by at least a third.