A state trooper stops a lady ......

[Whizzer]

A state trooper stops an Amish lady driving a buggy and:

“I’m not going to
 cite you,” said the officer. “I just wanted to 
 warn you that the reflector on the back of your buggy is
 broken and 
 it could be dangerous.”

“I thank thee,” replied the Amish lady. “I 
 shall have my husband repair it as soon as I return
 home.”

“Also,” 
 said the officer, “I noticed one of your horse’s
 reins is wrapped around his 
 testicles. Some people might consider this cruelty to
 animals so you should 
 have your husband check that too.”

“Again I thank thee. I shall have my 
 husband check this when I get home.”

True to her word, when the Amish 
 lady got home, she told her husband about the broken
 reflector.
 
 He 
 said he would put a new one on immediately.
 


“Also,” said the Amish woman, 
 “The policeman said there was something wrong with the
 emergency 
 brake.”

 

[Professur]

So did you ever get that reflector fixed?

 

[Greg]

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde. The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. 'What does it look like?' she finally asked.

The policewoman replied, 'It's square and it has your picture on it.'

The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman.

'Here it is,' she said.

The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, 'Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop too.'

 

[Hischild]

Greg............too funny FYI: I'm gonna steal that one from you........just saying

 

[Greg]

Greg............too funny FYI: I'm gonna steal that one from you........just saying

All good, I stole it and pasted it myself.