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Gig'em
I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had
been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get
married.
There was only one little thing bothering me, it was her
beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was
twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was
bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me
and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
deliberate because she never did it when she was near anyone
else.
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to
come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone
when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had
feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got
married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if
you want one, last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the
stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a
beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and
headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing
outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my
father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy
that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask
for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the
family.'
And the moral of this story is:
*Always keep your condoms in your car.*
been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get
married.
There was only one little thing bothering me, it was her
beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was
twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was
bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me
and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
deliberate because she never did it when she was near anyone
else.
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to
come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone
when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had
feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got
married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if
you want one, last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the
stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a
beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and
headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing
outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my
father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy
that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask
for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the
family.'
And the moral of this story is:
*Always keep your condoms in your car.*
