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A young New York woman was terrible depressed and decided to end it all. As she stood on the dock preparing to jump, a handsome young man walked over to her and stopped her when he said, "don't do this. You have so much to live for. I'm a sailor and we're leaving tomorrow for Italy. I'll take you aboard and hide you, feed you and you will be so very happy when you get to Italy."
The young lady thought this over and decided, why not. She rationalized she had always wanted t o go to Italy so she agreed. The young man snuck her aboard and hid her, every morning noon and night bringing her sandwiches, red wine and before long was screwing her every night.
Nearly two weeks past before she was discovered by the captain of the vessel who asked what she was doing there. She explained about the handsome young sailor was taking her to Italy, how he fed her, brought her wine and, as an after thought, admitted he was also screwing her.
The captain stood there for a moment before saying, "well, he certainly is screwing you. This is the Staten Island ferry!"
The young lady thought this over and decided, why not. She rationalized she had always wanted t o go to Italy so she agreed. The young man snuck her aboard and hid her, every morning noon and night bringing her sandwiches, red wine and before long was screwing her every night.
Nearly two weeks past before she was discovered by the captain of the vessel who asked what she was doing there. She explained about the handsome young sailor was taking her to Italy, how he fed her, brought her wine and, as an after thought, admitted he was also screwing her.
The captain stood there for a moment before saying, "well, he certainly is screwing you. This is the Staten Island ferry!"
