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By: Jenna Friar and Matt Yolk'em

Denny Hamlin's career has reached new dimensions.
Hamlin, one of three superstars in the Joe Gibbs Racing Stable, has achieved continued success in the top tier of NASCAR racing.
In ninety races since Hamlin began in the Sprint NASCAR Series, he has posted four wins, twenty-four top five and forty-eight top ten finishes.

According to rumor, Denny's successes have changed his demeanor resulting in clashes with teammates, Tony Stewart and Kyle Busch and finally, last night, his narcissistic personality boiled over into the Nationwide Series and an on-track altercation with Brad Kesolowski.

In a post race interview, Hamlin stated Kesolowski was racing him, "too hard" and made his feelings known by running into and causing damage to the left front fender of the eighty-eight car.
Hamlin has no regret over his action and repeatedly pointed out he is a driver in the top tier NASCAR Sprint Series.

A recent chain of events has been creating expanded problems within the JGR camp and a hardship in preparing Hamlin for the Sprint Series race to be held later today.

The problem is, of all the racing helmets available to Hamlin, all are too small. Apparently Hamlin's head size has increased to the size of his ego which is really BIG !!!!

Rumor has it there is a rush order to IMPACT Racing Gear to find a helmet large enough to fit Hamlin but the bigger question is, what happens if one cannot be found???

Speculation is, should it come to pass a helmet large enough to contain Hamlin's head and ego, cannot be found, a substitute driver would be necessary.
As of this writing word in the garage is Brad Kesolowski is driver of choice.

Reportedly, a JGR spokesman has stated, Kesolowski has shown to be the kind of "hard racer we want in our organization". :D
 
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