Three guys are leaving their Christmas office party (late and after many drinks) and drive off a bridge. Instantly they were at St. Peter's gate. St.Peter said that they died in poor circumstances, but since they had otherwise been good Christians - they could enter heaven if they could demonstrate something that honored Jesus's birthday.
The driver thinks a second - then pulls out his keys and jingles them - he says "they're bells" ....St. Pete allows him in.
The second guy looks really worried - but then he pulls out his cigarette lighter and lights in - he says "a candle"...St. Pete isn't very impressed but lets him in anyway.
The third guy is sweating bullets. After a prolonged pause he finally reaches into his pocket and pulls out a pair of womens underwear. St. Pete frowns and says "what in the world does that mean sir?"
The man replys "They're Carol's"
The driver thinks a second - then pulls out his keys and jingles them - he says "they're bells" ....St. Pete allows him in.
The second guy looks really worried - but then he pulls out his cigarette lighter and lights in - he says "a candle"...St. Pete isn't very impressed but lets him in anyway.
The third guy is sweating bullets. After a prolonged pause he finally reaches into his pocket and pulls out a pair of womens underwear. St. Pete frowns and says "what in the world does that mean sir?"
The man replys "They're Carol's"