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Adult Fairy Tales
Adult Fairy Tales
Cinderella wants to go to the ball,
but her wicked stepmother
won't let her. As Cinderella sits crying in the
garden, her fairy
godmother appears, and promises to provide
Cinderella with
everything she needs to go to the ball, but only on
two
conditions.First, you must wear a diaphragm.
Cinderella agrees. What's
the second condition? You must be home by 2 AM. Any
later, and your
diaphragm will turn into a pumpkin. Cinderella
agrees to be home by 2 AM.
The appointed hour comes and goes, and Cinderella
doesn't
show up. Finally, at 5 AM, Cinderella shows
up,looking love struck and
**very** satisfied. Where have you been? demands
the fairy
godmother. Your diaphragm was supposed to turn into
a pumpkin three hours
ago!!! I met a prince, Fairy Godmother. He took
care of
everything. I know of no prince with that kind of
power! Tell me his
name! I can't remember, exactly... Peter Peter,
something or other....
>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >
Pinocchio had a human girlfriend who would sometimes
complain about
splinters when they were having sex.Pinocchio,
therefore, went to
visit Gepetto to see if he could help. Gepetto
suggested he try
little sandpaper wherever indicated and Pinocchio
skipped away
enlightened. A couple of weeks later, Gepetto saw
Pinocchio bouncing
happily through town and asked him, How's the
girlfriend?
Pinocchio replied, Who needs a girlfriend?
>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Little Red
Riding Hood was walking through the woods when
suddenly the Big Bad
Wolf jumped out from behind a tree and, holding a
sword to her throat,
said, Red, I'm going to screw your brains out! To
that, Little Red
Riding Hood calmly reached into her picnic basket
and pulled out a 44
magnum and pointed it at him and said, No you're
not. You're going
to eat me, just like it says in the book!
>>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Mickey Mouse and
Minnie Mouse were in divorce court and the judge
said to Mickey,
You say here that your wife is crazy. Mickey
replied, I idn't say
she was crazy, I said she's f*cking Goofy.
>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Did you know... Captain Hook died from jock itch.
>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
One day Jane met
Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him
and during her
questions about his life she asked him how he
managed for sex.
What's that he asked. She explained to him what sex
was and he said,
Oh, I use a hole in the trunk of a tree. Horrified,
she said,
Tarzan you have it all wrong but I will show you how
to do it
properly. She took off her clothes, lay down on the
ground and
spread her legs wide. Here, she said,You must put it
in here. Tarzan
removed his loincloth, stepped closer and then gave
her an almighty
kick in the crotch. Jane rolled around in agony.
Eventually she
managed to gasp, What the hell did you do that for?
Just checking for
bees said Tarzan
Adult Fairy Tales
Cinderella wants to go to the ball,
but her wicked stepmother
won't let her. As Cinderella sits crying in the
garden, her fairy
godmother appears, and promises to provide
Cinderella with
everything she needs to go to the ball, but only on
two
conditions.First, you must wear a diaphragm.
Cinderella agrees. What's
the second condition? You must be home by 2 AM. Any
later, and your
diaphragm will turn into a pumpkin. Cinderella
agrees to be home by 2 AM.
The appointed hour comes and goes, and Cinderella
doesn't
show up. Finally, at 5 AM, Cinderella shows
up,looking love struck and
**very** satisfied. Where have you been? demands
the fairy
godmother. Your diaphragm was supposed to turn into
a pumpkin three hours
ago!!! I met a prince, Fairy Godmother. He took
care of
everything. I know of no prince with that kind of
power! Tell me his
name! I can't remember, exactly... Peter Peter,
something or other....
>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >
Pinocchio had a human girlfriend who would sometimes
complain about
splinters when they were having sex.Pinocchio,
therefore, went to
visit Gepetto to see if he could help. Gepetto
suggested he try
little sandpaper wherever indicated and Pinocchio
skipped away
enlightened. A couple of weeks later, Gepetto saw
Pinocchio bouncing
happily through town and asked him, How's the
girlfriend?
Pinocchio replied, Who needs a girlfriend?
>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Little Red
Riding Hood was walking through the woods when
suddenly the Big Bad
Wolf jumped out from behind a tree and, holding a
sword to her throat,
said, Red, I'm going to screw your brains out! To
that, Little Red
Riding Hood calmly reached into her picnic basket
and pulled out a 44
magnum and pointed it at him and said, No you're
not. You're going
to eat me, just like it says in the book!
>>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Mickey Mouse and
Minnie Mouse were in divorce court and the judge
said to Mickey,
You say here that your wife is crazy. Mickey
replied, I idn't say
she was crazy, I said she's f*cking Goofy.
>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Did you know... Captain Hook died from jock itch.
>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
One day Jane met
Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him
and during her
questions about his life she asked him how he
managed for sex.
What's that he asked. She explained to him what sex
was and he said,
Oh, I use a hole in the trunk of a tree. Horrified,
she said,
Tarzan you have it all wrong but I will show you how
to do it
properly. She took off her clothes, lay down on the
ground and
spread her legs wide. Here, she said,You must put it
in here. Tarzan
removed his loincloth, stepped closer and then gave
her an almighty
kick in the crotch. Jane rolled around in agony.
Eventually she
managed to gasp, What the hell did you do that for?
Just checking for
bees said Tarzan
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