On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of
>whom loved to play together.
>
>One day the two were playing, when the horse
>fell into a bog and began to sink.
>
>
>Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken
>to go get the farmer for help!
>
>Off the chicken ran, back to the farm.
>
>Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the
>farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town
>with the only tractor.
>
>Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new
>Harley.
>
>Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped
>off with a length of rope hoping he still had time to
>save his friend's life.
>
>Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy,
>to see the chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and
>he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the
>chicken tossed to him.
>
>After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the
>farmer's bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward
>and, with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the
>horse!
>
>Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back
>to the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser
>when he returned.
>
>The friendship between the two animals was
>cemented: Best Buddies, Best Pals.
>
>A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit,
>and soon, he too, began to sink and cried out to
>the horse to save his life!
>
>The horse thought a moment, walked over, and
>straddled the large puddle.
>
>Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab
>his hangy-down thing and he would then lift him
>out of the pit.
>
>The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled
>him up and out, saving his life.
>
>The moral of the story? (yep, there's a moral!)
>
>
>"When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need
>A Harley To Pick Up Chicks!"
>whom loved to play together.
>
>One day the two were playing, when the horse
>fell into a bog and began to sink.
>
>
>Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken
>to go get the farmer for help!
>
>Off the chicken ran, back to the farm.
>
>Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the
>farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town
>with the only tractor.
>
>Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new
>Harley.
>
>Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped
>off with a length of rope hoping he still had time to
>save his friend's life.
>
>Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy,
>to see the chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and
>he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the
>chicken tossed to him.
>
>After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the
>farmer's bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward
>and, with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the
>horse!
>
>Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back
>to the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser
>when he returned.
>
>The friendship between the two animals was
>cemented: Best Buddies, Best Pals.
>
>A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit,
>and soon, he too, began to sink and cried out to
>the horse to save his life!
>
>The horse thought a moment, walked over, and
>straddled the large puddle.
>
>Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab
>his hangy-down thing and he would then lift him
>out of the pit.
>
>The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled
>him up and out, saving his life.
>
>The moral of the story? (yep, there's a moral!)
>
>
>"When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need
>A Harley To Pick Up Chicks!"
