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Once Upon A Time a man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he
settled in he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the
plane.
He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate
would have it she took the seat right beside his.
Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, "Business trip or
pleasure."
She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual
Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Chicago."
He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen
sitting next to him and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs!
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your
business role at this convention?"
"Lecturer," she responded. " I am the lead lecturer where I use
information that I have learned from my own personal experiences to
debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."
"Really?" he said "and what kind of myths are there?"
"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African American men
are the most well-endowed of all men when in fact it is the Native
American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait.
Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when
actually it is the men of Jewish descent are the best.
I have also discovered that the lover with the absolutely the best
stamina is the Southern Redneck."
Suddenly, the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm
sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing all this with you. I
don't even know your name."
"Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein. But my friends call me Bubba."
settled in he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the
plane.
He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate
would have it she took the seat right beside his.
Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, "Business trip or
pleasure."
She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual
Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Chicago."
He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen
sitting next to him and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs!
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your
business role at this convention?"
"Lecturer," she responded. " I am the lead lecturer where I use
information that I have learned from my own personal experiences to
debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."
"Really?" he said "and what kind of myths are there?"
"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African American men
are the most well-endowed of all men when in fact it is the Native
American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait.
Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when
actually it is the men of Jewish descent are the best.
I have also discovered that the lover with the absolutely the best
stamina is the Southern Redneck."
Suddenly, the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm
sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing all this with you. I
don't even know your name."
"Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein. But my friends call me Bubba."
Good one buddy.