Alabama Special Forces

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The latest proposal to drive the Taliban and Al Qaeda out of the
mountains of Afghanistan is to send in the ASF (Alabama Special Forces.) Billy Bob,
Bubba, Boo, Scooter, Cooter and Junior are being sent in with the
following information about the Taliban:

1. There is no limit.
2. The season opened last weekend.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They hate beer, pickup trucks, country music, and Jesus.
5. Some are queer.
6. They don't like barbecue.

And most importantly. . .
7. They were responsible for Dale Earnhardt's death.
8. They think the Rebel flag is ugly.

We estimate it should be over in just about two days.
 
I belive your right they can keep Scooter and Boo here to handle thing on the home front.
 
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