All right, I'm back. Still a little sick,

[TexasRaceLady]

but well enough to kick any booty that needs kicking! LOL

My quick trip up to Palestine turned into a nightmare, but I'm getting better.

Just got back home today--- in time to watch q'ing, naturally.

Off to post the Big Dawgs results.

BTW, Paul, I love the new look. Very sleek and elegant.

 

[HardScrabble]

Glad you're back, hope ya feel better.

Try this for starters:

A Texan looked up at the top of a tall building and discovered a man
ready to jump!

Stop," he yelled, "Remember you're someone who has value!"

The man yelled back, "I just lost everything of value in the stock
market!"

But remember you're important to your wife," yelled the Texan.

She divorced me."

Your children! Remember your children," yelled the Texan.

They never call," said the man.

Then your parents. Remember your parents," yelled the Texan.

Dead as doornails," said the man.

Then 'Remember the Alamo'," yelled the Texan.

What's the Alamo?" inquired the man.

And the Texan replied: "Jump, you Yankee son of a *****!"

 

[TexasRaceLady]

ROTFLMAO ! !

Thanks for the smile, HS.

 

[paul]

I didn't do anything.

 

[TexasRaceLady]

HA!!!

You've been playing with all the buttons again. I see the results.