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:xxrotf: If the Nascar drivers had to take alternate jobs. What jobs do you think you could see a few drivers in.
1- Jimmy Spencer- food tester at Dunkin Donuts
2- Dale Jr.- driving the Bud beer wagon.
3- Ward Burton- speech teacher.
4- Kevin Harvick- Greg Biffle WWE super stars.
5- Todd Bodine- spokeperson to hair club for men.
6- Mark Martin and John Andretti- actors ( munchkins on remake of OZ movie)
7- Micky- Center for Lady Vols.
8 Jeff Gordon- Spokeprson for lonley harts clud.
9-Elliot Sadler- crash dummy.
10- Ricky Rudd -boxer.
This is just for fun so don't nobody get mad.
 
Robby Gordon.....Charlie Brown ("Why is everybody always picking on me?")
 
hehehe NOW Jimmy Spencer needs to be a crash test DUMMY with no freakin selt belt!!! ANd a real hard impact! lol J/K
 
jeff gordon- actor on rocky horror picture show
todd bodine- a gnat
 
Dale Jarrett - UPS truck driver of course
Steve Park - crash test dummy for sure
Michael Waltrip - sidekick for Richard Simmons
Rusty Wallace - Minister
Mark Martin - "before" model for wrinkle cream
Tony Stewart - do we even need to go there?
Mike Skinner - milk carton model (Have you seen this person?)
Bill Elliott - spokesperson for Georgia Tourism Board ("Y'all come see us now, y'hear?")
Ward Burton - 911 operator ("What y'all got goin wrong out thar now?")
Jeff Gordon - Marriage counselor
Ricky Rudd - WalMart greeter
Kevin Harvick - Rogaine spokesman
Ricky Craven - "before" model for plastic surgery (Damn he's ugly)
Sterling Marlin - body shop specializing in fender repair
Jimmy Spencer - Halloween mask model
Carl Long - American Express commercials ("Do you know me?")
Kurt Busch - stunt double for Dumbo
 
Sterling Marlin-Spokesperson for hair club for men.
Kurt Busch-Provac (oh wait, that's not a job, just a recomendation)
Dave Blaney-Big and Tall store commercials
 
"Michael Waltrip - sidekick for Richard Simmons"
"Sterling Marlin - body shop specializing in fender repair"


TNWF, you literally had me LOL'ing on those two!!!

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Mike Skinner - milk carton model (Have you seen this person?)
Bill Elliott - spokesperson for Georgia Tourism Board ("Y'all come see us now, y'hear?")
Ward Burton - 911 operator ("What y'all got goin wrong out thar now?")

Those are my favorites:jumping:
 
Darrel Waltrip,and Mikey could be Chatty Cathy dolls,Only they would pull the strings. :p
 
After Junior's interview during the rain delay----

"Land clearing jobs---- chainsaw specialist"


He had me rolling off the couch with his "chit" comment. LOL
 
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